THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT VII

1. At a three-day retreat for pastors and their wives, one session consisted of testimonies of how the Lord had blessed our lives and ministries. One young preacher's wife stood up and began nervously "The Bible promises, 'No good thing does the Lord withhold from them that walk uprightly.' Well," she said sincerely, "my husband is one of those 'no good things.'"

2. Two men are commenting about a mutual friend:

Man 1: "He never picks up the check."
Man 2: "You really have to hand it to him."

Credits:
From Reader's Digest
#1: Joyce N. Juris
#2: Richard Hughes