JOKES

1. What does the sign on the men's bathroom door of the New York Times say?

2. What is the golden rule of submarine service?

3. What did the cabdriver say when a woman got into his cab?

4. What do you call the child of a Democratic father and a Republican mother?

5. What did the man say to his wife, who was away?

Answers:

1. The Editorial Wee

2. Count how many times we dive, add the number of times we surface, divide by two. If there's a remainder of one, don't open the hatch.

3. "You're my fare, lady." 

4. A bipartisan issue 

5. "The whole house seems so empty without you - except the sink - that's full of dishes."

Credits:
2. L.S. Bowen
3. Bonnie May Malody 
4. Susie Hillyer 
5. Earl Wilson