FIVE RIDDLES

1. What do short-sleeve shirts and the Second Amendment have in common?
2. Why do rug weavers have so many injuries?
3. Northern girl says: "Men are all alike."
    What does the southern girl say?
4. What amazes every boy?
5. What do you call an unemployed court jester?

Answers:

1. The right to bare arms and the right to bear arms
2. There's danger looming. 
3. "Men are all Ah like, too." 
4. That another boy falls in love with his sister
5. Nobody's fool