ALMOST
From Reader's Digest

New York Magazine asked readers to send in near misses - titles or what-have-you that are just off the mark. Here are some contributions.


1. "Old MacDonald had a farm F-J-F-J-P"
2. YANKEE DOODLE FOP
3. "Roses are red/Violets are violet."
4. SEE YOU AROUND, MR. CHIPS

Credits:
1. Harvey L. Gordon, M.D.
2. Edith Pearlman
3. Margaux McMillan
4. Dennis Pendleton