CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Actor and martial arts master Chuck Norris has inspired an Internet joke phenomenon that lists thousands of his impossible feats. Among them ...........

1. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
2. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
3. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
4. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
6. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
7. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
8. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee - except Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face.
10. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
11. Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.
12. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
13. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
14. Time and tide wait for no  man - except Chuck Norris
15. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
16. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
17. There are no such things as a tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
18. In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face, and that's how the universe began.