JOKES

   An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there's still no sign of the dog.
   "What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
  " 'Here, boy,' " he replies.
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   "According to most studies, people's No.1 fear is public speaking," says comic Jerry Seinfeld. "No. 2 is death. So to the average person, if you have go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."
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Comedian Wes Nisker:
   "I became a Buddhist so I would stop worrying so much about my life. Now I worry about my next life."