NOT SO FUNNY (in my opinion)

These comments were intended to be funny, but I don't think they're funny at all.

1)
Q: How many children do you have?
A: None that I know of.

2)
Husband coming out of anesthesia seeing his wife by his side:
H: You're beautiful.
Husband waking up again some time later and seeing his wife:
H: You're cute.
W: What happened to "beautiful?"
H: The medication is wearing off.