THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT XII

In a townhouse complex newsletter:

It is the responsibility of the residents to keep their private areas clean. If you don't know where your private area is, please refer to the rules and regulations.
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Last week's column mistakenly misidentified a source. The European Commission president is Romano Prodi, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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In an actual medical transcription record:
The patient was bitten by a bat as he walked down the street on his thumb.