THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XXXV

What's the difference between:

1. A beach-goer and an evangelical preacher?
2. An elephant and a flea?
3. A sailor and the owner of a movie theater?
4. An honest and a dishonest laundress?
5. A man taking an oath of office and a suit of cast-off clothes?

Answers:

1. The preacher wants to get SATAN and the beach-goer gets a tan (getS A TAN).

2. An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants. 

3. A sailor likes to see a lighthouse, but the theater owner doesn't.

4. One irons your shirts and the other steels them.

 5. One is sworn in, and the other is worn out.