DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XLV

Did you hear about .....................

1. The psychic who was involved in a fender-bender?
2. The explosion at the pie factory?
3. The failed hypnotist?
4. The cable repairman who was kidnapped?


Answers:

1. He had an auto-body experience. 
2. The blast was felt up to 3.1415 miles away. 
3. He vanished without a trance.
4. The ransom had to be delivered between 9 and 2.

Credit:
4: Paul Ryan