DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XLVI

Did you hear about ......................

1. The indecisive golfer's favorite club?
2. The mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
3. The duck that walked into a drugstore and asked for a tube of lip balm?
4. The Spanish-speaking magician who told the audience he would disappear on the count of three?

Answers:

1. A waffle iron
2. He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. When asked to pay, the duck said, "Just put it on my bill."
4. Uno, dos, - whoosh!  He disappeared without a tres. 

Credit:
1: Gloria and Larry Hanigofsky