GOING OVERBOARD
From Reader's Digest

There must be something about salt air that inspires boat owners to use wordplay when naming their boats. A contest in Boating magazine documented this "luna sea" by asking readers to send in names of actual vessels.

The five winners:
AHOY VEY
PIER PRESSURE
BERTH CONTROL
NAUTI BY NATURE
HARVEY WHARFBANGER

Some of the runners-up:
SEA NILE
VITAMIN SEA
AQUADESIAC
SEAS THE MOMENT
TOOTH FERRY (owned by a dentist)