JOKES

   Pulling over a car full of nuns because they were traveling so slowly, a police officer asked the driver why she couldn't go faster. "But officer," the nun replied, "all the signs read '25.' "
   "Sister," the officer replied, "that's the route number, not the speed limit."
   "Gee, I guess that explains why the others were screaming earlier," the nun admitted.
   "What do you mean"? the officer asked.
   "Well," the nun answered, "we just got off Route 128."
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That Listless Feeling
From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by N. Orsmond

   I had just completed a memory-training course and was eager to demonstrate my prowess. One morning, I told my wife I'd do the weekly shopping on the way home from work that evening. After scanning her laboriously compiled list of 47 items, I dramatically tore it up and handed it back to her.
   "How did the shopping go?" asked my wife when I got back home.
   "Not too well," I was forced to reply. I had forgotten to go to the store.