Trying to remember how to spell hors d'oeuvres
Tends to get upon my n'oeuvres
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Bumper sticker we'll never see:
EARTH FIRST - We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
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Q: What is the lottery?
A: A tax on people who are bad at math
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Man on bended knee to fortune-teller  girlfriend:
"Cynthia, will I marry you?"
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