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Note on medical chart:
Patient says he was bitten by a bat while walking down the street on his thumb.
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   En route to church to make his first confession, my nervous seven-year old grandson asked me what he could expect..
   "Confession is where you tell all the bad things you've done to the priest," I told him.
   He looked relieved. "Good. I haven't done anything bad to the priest."