THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT XIV

From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Elaine P. Finegan


In the checkout line at the supermarket, I asked the bag boy to separate the perishable items because I would have only a few minutes to unpack my groceries before leaving for an appointment. When I got home, I discovered he had followed my instructions to the letter: Each bag had at least one perishable item inside.
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