THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XXXVI

What's the difference between:

1. An English teacher and a casino?

2. Music from a carillon and young girls squeezing wet clothes?

3. An old ten-dollar bill and a new one?

4.    After Notre Dame won an invitation to the Sugar Bowl a few years ago, Irish coach Lou Holtz went to a restaurant and was recognized by his waiter. "What's the difference," the waiter asked, " between Notre Dame and a bowl of Cheerios?" Holtz said he didn't know, so the waiter said, "Cheerios belong in a bowl."
       Not to be outdone, the coach asked the waiter, "What's the difference between a golf pro and me?"
      "I don't know," said the waiter.
      Holtz replied, "________________ ."

Answers:

1. An English teacher is concerned with syntax; a casino is concerned with sin tax. 

2. The bells are ringing and the belles are wringing. 

3. Nine dollars (new one dollar bill) 

4. "A golf pro gives tips."