JOKES FROM THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
From Reader's Digest

I asked a young mother in our neonatal unit why she thought we had so many expectant mothers form her small town. She said, "Well, we don't have cable."

If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and keep away from children.
Roseanne Barr

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. First, he told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin

The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. "Are you ready for this?"
"What is it?" I asked.
"Fleet enema. Didn't your doctor tell you about it?"
"No."
She rechecked the orders. "Whoa! That didn't say Fleet enema. It said feet elevated."
Julia Fussell