FOUR RIDDLES

1. If you were invited out to dinner, and found nothing on the table but a beet, what would you say?

2. What do you call it when you get too many robo calls?

3. What two things can be black, red, green, and yellow?

4. Why should a group of young girls squeezing wet clothes remind us of going to church?

Answers:

1. "Well, that beet's all."

2. PHONE NUMB 

3. Lights and peppers 

4. The belles are wringing.