BAD PUNS XIX

NY Times Crossword
March 22, 2020
Brendan Emmett Quigley (adapted)

The answers to the clues below are bad puns.

1. What did the church's music director want to do?
2. "Aye" or "Oui"
3. What a constant dripping might be?
4. What the anti-government activist does
5. Geronimo, when his beard was just coming in
6. Times when your archenemy shows up 

Answers:

1. Acquire a choir
2. A vowel avowal
3. A noise that annoys
4. Attacks a tax
5. A patchy Apache 
6. A rival's arrivals