DUH XI
From Reader's Digest

   A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, kissing passionately.
   "Why don't you do that?" asked the wife.
   "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman."
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When my friend's teenage daughter filled our her first job application form, she listed various baby-sitting jobs under "Previous Employment." In the column labeled "Reasons for leaving," she wrote:
"Parents came home."