PARAPROSDOKIANS XXI
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Jacqueline Shaw


   My husband and I were watching a romantic scene on TV depicting a man and woman reminiscing about the day of the week that they first met, had their first kiss, and his proposal. My husband turned to me and asked, "What day is today?"
   Thinking he was remembering our special days, I said, "Why do you ask?"
   "I was just wondering," he answered, " if tomorrow is trash day."