DEFINITIONS VII
From Reader's Digest

1. NEPOTISM - Putting on heirs

2. NEW YORK - The city that never sleeps - and looks like it 

3. TOURIST - One who travels to see things that are different and then complains because they are different

4. ECONOMIST - Someone who doesn't have the personality to be an accountant

5. EXPERT - A person who can't answer the hard questions but is sure he could with the proper funding

6. FOOTBALL FAN - A guy who yells at a quarterback for missing a receiver 46 yards down field, and then can't find his own car in the parking lot after the game

Credits:
1. Robert Fitch
2: James Taylor
4: Robert Reich
5: Ivern Ball 
6. Ann Landers