DUH XII
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Sidney Ascher

   After receving congratulations on the birth of triplets, the mother explained that the doctor had said it occurs once in 9,000 times.
   "My, oh my," her friend exclaimed.
"How did you find time to do your housework?"
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Matt Wohlfarth

I'm not affected by the high price of gas, because I just get 20 bucks' worth.