JOKES

From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Ron Dentinger

   A frog telephones the psychic hot line and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
   The frog says, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
   "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Mike Collins

   One night I was helping my son with his third-grade English assignment. "What is a noun?" I asked.
   "A person, place, or thing," he correctly replied.
   I then asked, "What is a pronoun?"
   I could see the wheels turning in his head before he answered, "A really good noun."
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Nina Brice Gwin

   Sitting at home one afternoon, a retired doctor and his wife decided to call another couple and see what they were doing. "Oh," said the other wife, "we're just drinking coffee and talking."
   The doctor's wife hung up the phone. "They're just drinking coffee and talking. Why don't we ever do that?"
   "So," said the doctor, "make us a pot of coffee." Soon they sat with their freshly brewed coffee, staring at each other. "Call them back," he directed, "and find out what they're talking about."
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From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by G.A. Pearson

   In the introductory biology class I teach at a Texas university, we had been studying human reproduction. For an exam, one of my questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?"
   One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions."