THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT XVI
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Bonnie Ruettiger

   While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking on how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he wouldn't be able to concentrate." Then she paused and added, "Good thing he has you."
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From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by Anne Buller

My daughter and her husband, Monte, had flown to visit me, and he held their baby in his arms as the passengers stood to deplane. Noticing the baby's shirt, which said "Little Terror," a woman commented, "I think it's awful for your child to wear something like that."
   "But it's true," Monte replied.
   "Well," the woman persisted, "I wouldn't advertise it."
   A moment later, he shifted the infant a bit, and the woman exclaimed, "Oh, his shirt says 'Little Terror.' I thought it said "Little Error.' "