BAD PUNS XXI

1. What do a crying person, a wedding cake, and the Coliseum in Rome have in common?

2. What do a parachute, piano music, and a newborn baby have in common?

3. What do Warsaw, Antarctica, and skiing have in common?

4. Pride or envy riding on a rodent. What word am I thinking of?

5. A church official was leading a group of young women across town on December 25  to do some carolling. When asked what he was doing, he answered ......................

Answers:

1. Tears/tiers
2. Cords/chords
3. Poles/poles
4. Synonymous (Sin on a mouse)
5. "I herd the belles on Christmas Day."