DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LI

Did you hear about .................

1. The hungry clock?
2. The two TV antennas that got married?
3. The snake charmer who married the undertaker?
4. The guy who couldn't find another singer to perform with?
5. The Medicare patient who had surgery and woke up to find a note taped to his incision?

Answers:

1. It went back four seconds.
2. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great.
3. They have towels marked "Hiss" and "Hearse."
4. He went out and bought a duet yourself kit.
5. It said, "Your tax dollars at work."

Credits:
3: Wiley Alexander in Reader's  Digest
4: John S. Crosbie in Reader's Digest
5. Clyde Moore in Reader's Digest