JOKES

From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by Dorothea Kent

The news media featured a convict's daring daylight escape from prison and his voluntary return and surrender later that evening. When reporters asked him why he'd come back, he said, "The minute I sneaked home to see my wife, the first thing she said was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago.' "
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Al Domino

Can you fill in the "punch line" for this joke?

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This proves once and for all that ...................

Answer: 

you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.