JOKES

Poet to friend: Life's not fair.
Friend: Why do you say that?
Poet: Well, for one thing, a banker can write a bad poem and no one cares. But watch what happens when a poet writes a bad check.
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Q. What did the male elephant say when the female elephant passed by?
A. "Wow! A perfect 258-297-314"
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   Two businessmen, vacationing in Miami Beach, were comparing notes. "I'm here on insurance money," one said. "I collected $50,000 for fire damage."
   "Me, too," the other replied. "But I got $100,000 for flood damage."
   After a long pause, the first man asked, "Tell me, how do you start a flood?"
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   Groucho Marks once told of the time his father tried to get stylish in a restaurant on New York's Lower East Side. He ordered a demitasse. The waiter, unmoved by such affectation, brought him a large cup of coffee.
   "Look here, waiter," howled the elder Marx, "I ordered a demitasse and you brought me a full cup of coffee."
   The waiter answered with a shrug, "So drink half of it."