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   Once, at a dinner party, George Bernard Shaw suffered through a lengthy discourse by a man who was trying to impress him. "You know," Shaw said at last, "between the two of us, I really believe we know all there is to know."
   "Really!" exclaimed the pedantic conversationalist.
  "You seem to know everything except that you're a bore," Shaw replied. "And I know that."
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He's come to his wit's end.
And it didn't take him long to get there.