PARAPROSDOKIANS XXIII

From Reader's Digest
Contributed by the Rev. Eric Davis

   While I was making farewell visits before moving to a new parish, an elderly member of the congregation paid me the compliment of suggesting that my successor would not be as good as I had been.
   "Nonsense," I replied, flattered.
   "No, really," she insisted. "I've lived here under five different ministers, and each one has been worse than the last."
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From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by Conrad Fiorello


"I understand the bank is looking for a cashier."
 "I thought they hired one a month ago."
" He's the one they're looking for."