RULES TO LIVE BY

From Reader's Digest
Condensed from The Official Rules
By Paul Dickson and Many Contributors

Agnes Allen's Law
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Anderson's Law
There is no problem, however complicated, which, when you look at it in the right way, does not become still more complicated.

Berra's Law
You can observe a lot just by watching.

Bucy's Law
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Darwin's Observation
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Golden Principle
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome. 

Harris' Law
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

Marshall's Generalized Iceberg Theorem
Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Moynihan's Law
If the newspapers of a country are filled with good news, the jails of that country will be filled with good people.

Runyon's Law
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet.

Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Donald Olesen


Parkinson's Laws
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Expenditure always rises to meet income.