SPOONERISMS XXII

From The Enigma 
NPL Magazine
March, 2020
FIRETRUCK

The two answers to this flat are Spoonerisms -  phrases whose initial sounds have been switched.

"Wappoorwill? Koose? Illbatross?
Brad-crosted corkatoo?"
The things you say you run across -
You're quite the _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
                          _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .

Answers:

BIRD WATCHER
WORD BOTCHER