PICTURESQUE SPEECH XIII

From Reader's Digest

1. One U.S. Patent Office employee to another: "Damn it, Harlow, aren't you ever going to stop saying, 'Why didn't I think of that?' "

2. Women's magazines are at a stand-off: Half the pages are recipes, and the other half are diets.

3. Cross an elephant with a fruit fly and you have a forget-me-gnat.

4. Cross a pig with a billy goat and you get a crashing boar.

5. Question to florist: When will the pandemic end?
    A. Not in the foreseeable fuchsia.

6. Flu season: Hoarse and buggy days.

Contributors:

1. Whitney Darrow
2. Bob Talbert
4. Mrs. Rex Wolfe