JOKES

From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Jim Carney


   A man sent a $100 check to a correspondence school for a course in mental telepathy and didn't receive anything in the mail. He called the school and registered his complaint. "We don't send that course by mail," explained the woman on the other end of the line. "We send it by mental telepathy."
   "I haven't received anything yet," he said.
   "I know," she said, "You're flunking the course."
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From Reader's Digest 
Contributed by Bob Cordray


"I didn't know they made cheese in Scotland."
"What! You never heard of the Loch Ness Muenster?"