DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LIV

Did you hear about .....................

1. The man who spent all his money on a limousine?

2. The couple who reported the theft of their valuable, antique mirror? 

 

3. The census workers who treated the residents of a hard-to-tract area at a food truck selling Mexican food, so they could interview them there?

Answers:

1. He had nothing to chauffeur it.    

2. The police are looking into it.

3.  They called it "Taco 'bout the census."