HORSEPLAY

Robert H. Wolfe 

1. What do you call negative horses?

2. What do you call a horse's steady date?

3. What do you call the leader of a city?

4. What was the horse's favorite book?

5. What do you call a barn for newly-wed horses?

6. What happened when the horse show was cancelled?

7. What did the bartender say when a sad-looking horse came in?

8. Why is "High Noon" like classical music?

Answers:

 

1. Neigh-sayers

2. Mane squeeze 

3. Mare

4. Winnie the Pooh

5. Bridle suite

6. They gave out rein checks. 

7. "Why the long face?" 

8. It's a horse opera.