JOKES

From Reader's Digest

Contributed by Clyde Dyar

   My father-in-law had prostate surgery. We brought him to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on at eight. We were amazed when the hospital called at noon to tell us we could take him home. 

   Two months later, our beagle, Bo, also had prostate surgery. When I brought him in, I asked the veterinarian what time I should pick him up. The vet told me Bo would remain overnight. "Overnight?" I said. "My father-in-law came home the same day. He was in the hospital for four and a half hours."

   The vet looked at me and said, "Bo's not on Medicare."

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From Reader's Digest

January, 1945

Contributed by Sgt. Harold Helfer

 

A Boston lady was expressing her indignation at the indecent words being painted on the walls and sidewalks of the city. "What will outsiders think of us?" she cried. "Why, some of the words aren't even spelled right!"