BAD PUNS

 

JUST FOR FUN II 

The Word's The Thing

Dr. Louis D. Appel

Match the clue on the left with its bad pun on the right.

1. Price of smoking and drinking                  Moron

2. Antiseptic section                                       Paltry

3. Expensive corn                                        Contour

4. Close to the first woman                           Syntax

5. Opposite of "less off"                                 Siesta

6. Apian conduct                                            Sterile

7. Attempt by a friend                              Buccaneer

8. Genuine insect                                             Naive

9. A guided prison visit                                  Truant

10. What to do if you can't see                   Behavior

      King Ahasuerus   

Answers:

 

1. Price of smoking and drinking - Syntax 

2. Antiseptic section - Sterile

3. Expensive corn - Buccaneer

4. Close to first woman - Naive

5. Opposite of "less off" - Moron

6. Apian conduct - Behavior

7. Attempt by a friend - Paltry

8. Genuine insect - Truant

9. A guided prison visit - Contour

10. What to do if you can't see

       King Ahasuerus - - - Siesta (See Esther)