SEVEN RIDDLES

1. Why do pizza delivery guys make the best boyfriends?

2. What do you call someone who reads the dictionary?

3. What do you call a parrot that's lost its memory?

4. When is a reckless driver a good insurance risk?

5. We know about U after Q, but what is Q after U?

6. Why did the children's doctor become a magician?

7. What did the chimney sweep say to the customer who thought his price was too high? 

Answers:

 

1. They have a job, they have a car, and they have pizza.

2. A Webster browswer

3. Pollynesia

4. When he becomes a wreckless driver

5. VWX (queue)

6. So he could have a bag of pediatricks

7. "Soot yourself." 

 

Credits:

2: Randolph Ross

6: The JUMBLE