BAD PUNS

 

JUST FOR FUN III

The Word's The Thing

Dr. Louis D. Appel 

Match the word on the left with its bad pun on the right.

1. Apian grip                                               Winsome

2. Collide with a relative                             Hygiene

3. Determined musical instrument              Vilify

4. Erstwhile harbor                                      Behold

5. Experience victory occasionally             Moccasin

6. Greet Eugene                                          Bumpkin

7. Prune predecessor                                   Euphoric

8. I'm willing and I _____ can.                   Rumor

9. Make light of adultery                            Riant

10. Laughing insect                                    Aplomb

11. Feel sorrier                                            Export

12. If you're not against it, ........                 Resolute 

Answers:

 

1. Apian grip - Behold

2. Collide with a relative - Bumpkin

3. Determined musical instrument - Resolute

4. Erstwhile harbor - Export

5. Experience victory occasionally - Winsome

6. Greet Eugene- Hygiene

7. Prune predecessor - Aplomb

8. I'm willing and I _______ can - Vilify

9. Make light of adultery - Moccasin

10. Laughing insect - Riant

11. Feel sorrier - Rumor

12. If you're not against it ........ - Euphoric