DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LVI

Did you hear about .......................

1. The cow in Kentucky?

2. The dyslexic devil worshiper?

3. The re-incarnation party?

4. The guy from Brussels who couldn't make up his mind?

5. The wildebeest who was getting dressed when he got trampled by a herd of buffalo?

 

Answers:

 

1. It chewed blue grass and mooed indigo.

2. He sold his soul to Santa.

3. People are supposed to come as they were.

4. He was a Belgian waffler.

5. It was the first self-dressed stomped antelope.

 

Credit:

1. Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon