THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XLIV

What's the difference between:

1. Love and marriage?

2. Boogers and broccoli?

3. An accountant and a lawyer?

4. Mother Teresa and a hospital nurse?

5. Regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

6. Buying a lottery ticket and having an argument with your wife? 

Answers:

 

1. Love is a dream; marriage is an alarm clock.

2. Kids won't eat broccoli.

3. An accountant knows he's boring.

4. Mother Teresa only has to serve one God.

5. The Christmas alphabet has no L. (Noel)

6. You have a chance of winning the lottery.