THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XLV

What's the difference between:

1. A rain gutter and a poor fielder in baseball?

2. A football game and a boat in a boat show?

3. An airline passenger and a carpenter?

4. Hanukkah and a dragon?

5. A horse and a pencil?

6. A blabber-mouth and a mirror?

7. A postage stamp and a woman?

8. The meaning of one's life to others and a centipede

Answers:

 

1. One catches drops and the other drops catches.

2. A fair catch and a fair ketch

3. One boards a plane and the other plane a board.

4. Hanukkah lasts 8 nights and a dragon ate knights.

5. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. 

6. One speaks without reflecting, and the other reflects without speaking.

7. A stamp is a mail fee and a woman is a fee male.

8. One is a legacy and the other a sea of legs.