PARAPROSDOKIANS XXVIII

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

 

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Milton Berle

Man to travel agent:

I'm planning a vacation to Paris as a surprise for my wife. I'll call her when I get there.

Chon Day

Politics is funny. One year you're on the cover of Time, the next year you're doing it.

Farmer's Digest