SIX RIDDLES

1. What did the ACLU say after Satan was arrested?

2. What do plums, grapes, and grass have in common?

3. What do airports and playgrounds have in common?

4. What do the words buzz, hand, and break have to do with golf?

5. What do you call the habit of arranging Tupperware tops by size?

6. What topping becomes the food it's eaten with when its vowels are changed to A's?

Answers:

 

1. "Give the devil his due process."

 

2. They are eaten when they're dried (prunes, grapes, and hay).

 

3. They both have carousels.

 

4. "Gimme" a buzz.....hand.....break." A gimme in golf is a shot that the players agree can count without being played - such as a very short putt. 

 

5.  A lidiosyncracy

6. PESTO - (PASTA)