DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LIX

Did you hear about .....................

1. The doctors' protest march? 

2. The new restaurant in Heaven? 

3. The tailor who's in financial distress?

4. The Hawaiian guy who burned the steak?

5. The cheese factory that exploded in France?

6. The guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

7. The famous jazz trumpeter hired to play at a bris?

 

Answers:

 

1. No one knew what it was about - they couldn't read the signs.

2. It's called PASTA WAY.

3. He's hanging on by a thread.

4. He should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

5. There was nothing left but de brie.

6. He won the NO BELL prize.

7. Mohels Davis