SIX RIDDLES

1. Why is it impossible to insult an amoeba?

2. Why is a clock always a good gift? 

3. What has a head and tail, but no body?

4. If I lose an eye, I still have a nose. What am I?

5. What do you call tariffs on dried grapes?

6. What do you call fruit arranged by a mathematician?

Answers:

 

1. It's already the lowest form of life.

2. There's no present like the time.

3. A coin

4. The word NOISE (eye = I)

5. Raisin taxes 

6. Ordered pears

 

Credit:

2: Patrick Jordan

5-6: Randolph Ross