WHAT HAPPENED WHEN ...........

What happened when ..........

1. General George swore at that woman?

2. Comedian Keaton kissed that woman?

3. A minister went by that woman?

4. The husband longed for that woman?

Answers:

 

1. Custer cussed her.

2. Buster bussed her.

3. A pastor passed her. 

4. Her mister missed  her.

 

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